Five pet peeves When anyone forgoes basic manners either at dinner or in public. When anyone is vague just for the sake of wanting people to ask them about [whatever]. Either disclose the whole bit, or I’d rather you have not brought it up at all. Being talked at instead of engaged in the conversation. Driving in the city When anyone talks about something they mostly don’t...
Your views on mainstream music It’s alright as long as it’s not Bruno Mars, The Black-Eyed Peas, Katy Perry, or that guy that sings “Billionaire”.
I deduced that the best possible life includes as many rounds of golf as...– Robert McKee, Story
Five things you want to say to an ex I’m sorry you’re so annoying Thanks for taking me out to breakfast so many times If someone tells you happy birthday say “thank you”, you douchebag. Your church sounded kind of cult-ish and that’s the real reason why I didn’t want to go. You’re still really cute. Especially with that beard you started to grow.